May 2013
itsmelisss:
so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline
and thankfully there was a picture along with this story
urinatings:
georgewashington:
what a faggot
watch your language u were a president
i dont wanna lose my virginity cause i dont lose anything. im a winner
burgrs:
how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u
ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
*door creeks*
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william
thatpsychobitchxo:
edsheerun:
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
this is scary accurate
chenyakumo:
hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but
fuck wasps
the-vashta-nerada:
so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing
like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch
you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees
you couldn’t wear your own clothing
teendisasterr:
i wish i was one of those girls who thought they were ugly but are actually really pretty but instead i’m one of those girls who thinks they’re ugly and is actually ugly
A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday. The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs.
Having beaten him into submission, she left the bus and reported the incident to her commander.
she broke...
vampirevvekend:
I WANT A TON OF SWEATERS AND A GRILLED CHEESE AND MAYBE A BOYFRIEND
andrewhussiesbosom:
DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME
DONT CHA
April 2013
satans-nipples:
i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me
imapotatohearmeroar:
I googled chickens wearing sweaters and I wasn’t disappointed
