This kitten has the right idea…
- “For the sake of fuck”
- “For shitting out loud”
- “For the fuck of God”
- “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”
- “I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”
- “Fuckwad”
- “Cocktard”
- “Shitbeak”
- “Cuntsteak”
- “Dunderfuck”
cuntsteak i’m gonna use that one.
These are magical, and I need to not fuck some toasters today
I heard a good one before - “fucktrumpet”

I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline
and thankfully there was a picture along with this story
what a faggot
watch your language u were a president

i dont wanna lose my virginity cause i dont lose anything. im a winner
how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

i don’t need your fucking sass today

you got yourself into this you little shit now get yourself out
I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING BUT I AM AND I DON’T REGRET IT